eastry

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All I have to say is... www.ryansmovies.cjb.net -Quality.

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Score: 6
Metal Vs Techno

"I liked the idea alot"

submission: Metal Vs Techno
date: August 6, 2003

It was good but not too good, the idea I did like, but you could have pulled it off a bit better. The whole thing was a bit slowpaced and some of the talking could've been done without. The battle animations could have been alot better. And the techno songs, though they are very good songs, weren't the right ones to use, they just didn't pack the punch that you would think of for battle. Maybe use some less poppy techno and more something like hardcore trance (the good kind though, not that extremely repetitive stuff that gives you a headache). Anyways good try.

Author's Response:

I wasn't looking for "battle" music, I was looking for just music. Thanks for the good words though!

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Score: 9
T.G.F.Y.N.H.(18+)

"Very fun"

submission: T.G.F.Y.N.H.(18+)
date: August 14, 2002

For the simplicity I am very surprised on how fun this was, I mean it was really fun. This kicks the crap out of that stupid Lardburst movie that's on the front page right now. Everyone vote 5, this is quality and creativity at a high point. Just one note that you probably already know about that the cream and creamier don't work because of the attribute changing, which is another thing i loved, the skin hair and mouth...Genius! Anyways that just about sums it up. Make more! I love it!

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Score: 8
MOO?

"Haha funny"

submission: MOO?
date: August 14, 2002

Quite funny I liked it a lot, a million times better than your shit lardburst movie, make more like this and not like the other. Yea, well that's about it.

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Score: 1
Lardburst

"I agree with the last guy, it sucked."

submission: Lardburst
date: August 13, 2002

This wasn't funny at all, the commercial was alot better, and you didn't even make the movie off of the full commercial where the guy tries and pulls out an oragami crane, if you had made the guy do something funny it might have rescued the dumb thing that was the movie as it is now. Honestly, were you actually sitting watching it thinking "this is funny." If you were than you would be the most annoying person to be around, "huh huh starburst wrapper being pulled out of her mouth, huhuh blowjob, BLOWJOB! Im gonna make a flash about it!" That was retarted and anyone who thinks it's funny has got the lamest sense of humor, honestly, go join the clock crew, they welcome shit like this.

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The oragami thing was a different commercial.

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Score: 4
Xbox Standards

"For once I agree with the clock crew"

submission: Xbox Standards
date: July 23, 2002

Gamecube is hella tight, I do like X-box and PS2 but i believe that nintendo has always had the best quality games that are both more fun and more unique, I mean has anyone played super monkey ball? Who cares if it looks kiddie, if it's fun, I'm all for it. and for dj whatever, resident evil is an awesome game and nowhere near boring, in fact I am not scared by much but that game freaks the hell out of me, and you obviously haven't played eternal darkness, it's an incredible game with so many unique and fun gameplay elemants that add a whole new standard for horror video games, and ssbm? You really haven't played this game, because if you have you would have known about the many other single player modes, including collecting the trophies that are ever so cool and number to almost 200, it wasn't meant as a game to play single player anyways as overtired pointed out, it's all about the multiplayer, if you get into that game and know what you're doing, that game can be the most fun you've ever had. So either play the games before you bash em or if you have played them you've got horrible taste.
Overall, though the movie wasn't that great and it probably took 10 min to make so 4.

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Score: 5
The End: Teaser

"uh this got daily feature?"

submission: The End: Teaser
date: July 23, 2002

It was cool but it was just a trailer, no plot, shouldn't get daily feature... Now when the whole thing comes out I bet it will get daily feature and deserve it, but this was just a trailer. Eh what am I talking about, it got what it got. It was cool though.

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Score: 8
Clerks Cartoon 1

"hahaha, I loved that show, I love the dvd"

submission: Clerks Cartoon 1
date: July 19, 2002

good work, I agree with the last guy about the abc thing, make some more, grand stuff it is.

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Score: 4
Lesko's Truck

"it was sort of okay"

submission: Lesko's Truck
date: July 13, 2002

but it really didn't deserve daily feature, that's rediculous and don't give me that did I choose crap, you're in the clock crew and that's why you got any decent votes, not because they liked it. That's all you clocks are, a bunch of guys who can't make good flash (with the exception of a few) so you go join a group that unfairly gives you good scores no matter what. It's just lame.

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Score: 7
Krillins Call!

"mmm,"

submission: Krillins Call!
date: July 12, 2002

I liked it, even though I didn't get it, I mean the guys giggling as soon as he picks up the phone. I must be missing something, but I liked it anyways...yea.

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Score: 10
poop madness better?

"POOP rules!!!"

date: June 11, 2002

Wow, I love poop!!!! You have fed my hunger for movies about poo. But It was actually good and funny, and I liked the drawings. I'm gonna watch it again.

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